have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
SO I WAS IN PSYCHOLOGY AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW 55% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE OVERWEIGHT AND SOMEONE IN THE CLASS YELLED ‘CRIKEY’ AND MY TEACHER IS SO DONE AND IS JUST STARING AT HIS DESK
UPDATE: THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE THEY WERE LAUGHING SO HARD AND JUST
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
starring helena bonham carter as johnny depp
Co-starring Johnny Depp as Helena Bonham Carter.
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob.
solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by
v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s
boobs travel at 1.5 gigametres per second in the complex direction.
what the fuck did you just do to my simple post